Your heart is my piñata
It’s like a late Easter basket! 😍😎😂😝thank you @influenster for the #vivavoxbox @nyc_new_york_color #cityprooflipcolor @shell #fuelrewards @officialpureice #pureice #gentlepower @montagnejeunesse #facebeauty #sprayandgo @vaselinebrand

It’s like a late Easter basket! 😍😎😂😝thank you @influenster for the #vivavoxbox @nyc_new_york_color #cityprooflipcolor @shell #fuelrewards @officialpureice #pureice #gentlepower @montagnejeunesse #facebeauty #sprayandgo @vaselinebrand

Oops 🙊😝😳😳 #wcw #right? #crushheadlikesparrowsegg

Oops 🙊😝😳😳 #wcw #right? #crushheadlikesparrowsegg

murderotic:

thefergiefergs:

Recipe: [x]

I must try this! Or something similar. I LOVE BAILEYS!

thimblebaby:

This is Bradley. He is 32. He lives in Georgia. He is a predator.
His Kik ID is auburnfan111.
He approached me from Omegle.
He wanted help figuring out the DD/lg dynamic.
When I didn’t want to engage in sexual conversation or direct him to a girl “preferably one that has just turned 18,” he became irate and abusive.
LITTLES BE ADVISED!
THIS IS NOT A NICE MAN.
He wants someone to abuse.
He likes to stay on omegle, looking for a girl that is young and impressionable enough.

a-little-miss-conception:

nevyns:

I’m in the interesting and innovative packaging fandom. Who’s with me?

packaging can make or break my buying a product

Love this 😍😍

headlessbird:

wizzard890:

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”
-Michelangelo

I could stare at this until I die.

headlessbird:

wizzard890:

“I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free.”

-Michelangelo

I could stare at this until I die.

lulz-time:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”
i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

lulz-time:

“Plenty of fish in the sea”

i never thought i’d identify with a shark.

myfirstpubichair:

How is this cat cuter than me wtf

Real life puss and boots cat

myfirstpubichair:

How is this cat cuter than me wtf

Real life puss and boots cat

merocrush:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

In case you are a fan of same sex unions, weddings in general,or are just really itching to know what I look like (or my wife, as I haven’t posted a picture of her yet[she’s the adorable one in the suspenders]) here’s the promised wedding picture spam.

Best day of my life. 

A little Friday Night Loveliness….

😍😍😊

bluesey:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

all-the-more-sexy:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

ya know, there comes a point when you must say, “that’s too much and I can’t cross that line.” He passed that time five or six years ago. Can you see sitting at a table with this dude while he tries to eat mashed potatoes? Shit be everywhere. 

How do you get girls looking like that?

The has to look that way as well .

THIS GUY CAN NEVER HAVE SOUP

Seriously I never understand this … Like why?! Who the guck told you that would look fucking dope? I’m all for individuality but… Where does he work? If he has kids won’t they be scared of him?

bluesey:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

all-the-more-sexy:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

mconalds:

why do white people do this to themselves

ya know, there comes a point when you must say, “that’s too much and I can’t cross that line.” He passed that time five or six years ago. Can you see sitting at a table with this dude while he tries to eat mashed potatoes? Shit be everywhere. 

How do you get girls looking like that?

The has to look that way as well .

THIS GUY CAN NEVER HAVE SOUP

Seriously I never understand this … Like why?! Who the guck told you that would look fucking dope? I’m all for individuality but… Where does he work? If he has kids won’t they be scared of him?

sugar-fairie:

traumachaized:

ihateyourprettylittleguts:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

This video makes me really calm for some reason.

i don’t understand but I feel calm and returned to a childlike state

Rrcherrypie on YouTube. Makes a bunch of tiny cute things like these. Other famous youtubers have tried this too.

Literally just went to this YouTube Channel and watched all these videos

farrahtales:

farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

THESE NOTES HAVE GOTTEN COMPLETELY OUT OF HAND

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all


🙌🙌

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

🙌🙌